If you think determining custody of one kid is hard, try figuring out custody of eight kids. That's the challenge Jon and Kate faced after divorcing in 2009. While Kate has always retained primary custody of the children, Jon has asked for full custody -- and that the kids not be allowed on TV. And with every court battle came more mudslinging: Jon called Kate an absentee parent; Kate questioned Jon's work status. Still, Jon's always walked away with visitation rights. We guess Ed Hardy shirts don't scream, "I'm the more responsible parent."