Celebrity marriages are fun, aren't they? Sometimes they end happily ever after, and sometimes they end after a few days. The key to getting off on the right foot is having the perfect vows, and since so many celebs are writing their own these days, Wonderwall takes a look at what just might be said at a Hollywood altar in the near future.
Jessica Simpson: I vow to root for whatever team it is that you play for, and also to never accidentally call you Tony Romo. Are you on the Cowboys?
Eric Johnson: I'm actually not on a team anymore but I went to Yale, so I vow to never hold that over you when make remarks about "chicken on the sea" or "buffalo wings."