Rappers may jostle for the honor of Top Pimp, but you know who is the real mack daddy, the righteous king of bling? The guy who owns and pilots his own Boeing 707 -- and owns four other jets. Also, the guy who has a house in Florida with its own taxiway in the backyard. Yep, beat that, Kanye. In 1992, John had a close call when landing his Gulf Stream in Washington, D.C.: His plane's electrical system failed and he almost collided with a Boeing 727. We refuse to make a joke about how he was "Staying Alive." If that's what you were thinking, shame on you.