At a Film Society of Lincoln Center event honoring Tom Hanks in NYC Monday, the "Duplicity" star, 41, dropped the F-bomb several times.
"All right, well, it's late and I'm paying my babysitter overtime and I have to pee," she began. "So Tom, everybody f---ing likes you. All my bits are gone. Listen, I had lunch today with Rita [Wilson, Hanks' wife], and her t--s were here [motioned high] and her waist was here [motioned small] and her a-- was like that [motioned high], so what can I tell you that's new? Tom Hanks, what the f---?"
She then went on to say she's seen most of Hanks' films except "That Thing (You Do)."
"I love the Coen brothers, but the hair Tom [in 2004's 'Ladykillers'], I didn't even know what the f--- that movie was about!" Of 2004's "The Terminal," she cracked, "You in the airport with the accent? It was a pass for me. Airport? Were you just an immigrant lost? I didn't know. I love you, and I didn't know what to do, really. God, I'm wearing the same f---ing dress tonight as your publicist!"
Roberts then lost her train of thought. "It's so dark out there, I feel like I'm in space," she said as an audience member held up their cell phone. "Thank you, whoever just made it light. ['Lost' creator] J.J. Abrams, are you here?"
Before exiting the stage, she reiterated to Hanks how much she loved him.