5. Breaking up and reuniting with Samantha Ronson in a drug-addled booze haze This is basically her full-time job. Sure, she doesn't get "paid" for it per se, but all the gossip rags certainly do. She's just doing her part to bolster the economy by having an absurdly volatile relationship which can be carefully documented and exploited. And she couldn't possibly do that while going to alcohol education programs. Cut her some slack, sheesh.