OK, OK, we know we've made fun of this a lot, but it's too good to pass up... Angelina's leg is so "out there" that it auditioned to play Charlie Sheen in an upcoming biopic. Angelina's leg is so white that Chris Rock thinks it would get better roles in animation films than he would. Angelina Jolie's leg is so skinny that Madonna tried to use it to get food out of her teeth. Phew. Now we're good.