Don't you wish you could get fired from your job and handed $25 million for nothing? That's exactly what happened when Charlie Sheen got canned from "Two and a Half Men" after his infamous meltdown earlier this year. This is also a guy who loves drugs and prostitutes and makes weird references to tiger blood, yet he's still somehow winning. He wouldn't say it's luck, but we do. How else do you explain that on top of his generous severance package, he's also landed a new show?