It takes them 536 days to settle a 72-day marriage.
Don't get us wrong -- divorce is often a long, difficult process. But when your marriage lasted a mere 72 days, you'd think the divorce could be settled in, we don't know, maybe a week? Instead, it took Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries over seven times the length of their union to officially get divorced. We common folk usually have to consider joint worth, homes, children -- but Kris tried to convince the judge that Kim married him for the sake of television ratings. Well, if that's true, it worked! The onetime husband and wife certainly got plenty of press for their media spectacle of a relationship.