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5. Keith Urban
Country singer. Nicole Kidman's husband. Playgirl model. Keith electively posed for Playgirl and they got a little creative with covering up his unmentionables. All it took was a guitar in his lap. And a black Speedo. I'm all for nude serenading, but is the black Speedo really necessary? Even a pair of briefs would be better. It reads to me, "Hey girl, just wanted to play this ditty I wrote for you, but first let's take a stroll on Venice Beach while I offend young children."
And surely the guitar provides enough coverage for him in the photos. If Kim Kardashian can veil her assets with strings of pearls, a whole instrument can make Keith modest.