All right, so Ms. Rinna did, in fact, show us the whole package in her latest photo shoot for Playboy this year, but she is the exception to the rule. Or rather the exception that proves the rule -- the rule being: Stop showing us your boobs, Lisa Rinna. Everyone already saw them back in 1998 and now that she's shaped and reshaped her body several times over, she looks more like a blow-up doll than anything else. She claims she did it to "celebrate the female body" but I'd say it's more celebrates plastic surgeons, Photoshoppers, and the unreal expectations women put on their bodies due to 45-year-old Barbie dolls like Rinna. Moving on.