The ticking time bomb that was the Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore relationship finally exploded, and wouldn't you know, he made his sob statement via Twitter. Ever since rumors of his infidelity began swirling in September, we wondered if this day was on the horizon. "It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that I have decided to end my six-year marriage to Ashton," Moore said in a statement. "As a woman, a mother and a wife there are certain values and vows that I hold sacred, and it is in this spirit that I have chosen to move forward with my life." We wonder if her mention of "values" had anything to do with his alleged infidelities? Yeah, probably.