Money can't buy you class ... or a spread in Playboy. Okay, so LuAnn de Lesseps didn't offer the magazine any moolah to become a Playmate. But after her "The Real Housewives of New York City" castmate Kelly Bensimon flaunted her naked bod in the mag, LuAnn reportedly sounded off with "No one asked me!" She later backtracked, saying, "I think my 15-year-old would have a heart attack if I were to do Playboy. It's not something I really want to do."