Jesse James wants the world to know he's forgiven himself, to which the world has replied, "Dude, you're the only one." While promoting his icky and hilariously overwrought "American Outlaw" tell-all, he's plumbed new depths of dirtbagginess, from blaming his rampant cheating on his parents to trying to make ex-wife Sandra Bullock into the bad guy. Among Wednesday's lowlights: His sit-down with Howard Stern, during which he declared that his sex life is "100 percent" better with fiancée Kat Von D than it was with Sandy.
But James wasn't done childishly stomping Bullock into the ground for making the mistake of expecting him to be faithful. See, according to him, their six-year marriage can't compare to the twoo luv he feels for Von D.
"We have something special that I've never felt with anyone I've ever been with," he pointedly gushes to People. "She loves me like no woman ever has, 100 percent. Man, she has my back. … She fell in love with me when I was being called Satan. If that's not a testament to what kind of a person she is and where her intentions are, I think nothing is."
We'd say she's the kind of person with questionable judgment in romantic partners, but anyhoo, why not click on to cleanse your palate with a squeaky-clean, scandal-free couple?