Johnny Depp is one of only three men in the world who have been dubbed Sexiest Man Alive twice. (George Clooney and Brad Pitt are the other two.) So naturally, when you've got looks like that, with Johnny's irresistible charm and boundless talent to match, you're going to have women lining up around the block to date you. But not everyone gets to, er, shiver this pirate's timbers. In honor of Depp's birthday, have a click through and look at Johnny's former fiancées, flings and one lucky wifey.