THEY MOVE WHEN THEY GET RIDICULED! Being the girlfriend of the biggest hot mess in Hollywood comes with a lot of scrutiny. Mostly this manifests by way of a sleazy tabloid, trashy talk show, or um, totally awesome celeb Web site. But when it comes straight up to your home, that's a different story. Sam Ronson tweeted that a tour guide was trashing her to the tourists via loudspeaker on a bus outside her home. Jeez, celebrity DJs have feelings too, you know. She then said she plans to move to London because of it. Good call, Sam. There's, like, no tabloid industry there we hear.