They borrow their rich friends' private jets to get to court -- and still manage to show up late.
Arriving early is for plebeians! Lindsay Lohan decided to travel from NYC to Los Angeles the same morning she was due in an L.A. courtroom -- obviously, there was nowhere for her to stay if she arrived a day early because she's been blacklisted from every high-end hotel in the state of California. When a maintenance issue delayed her scheduled flight, Lindsay called in her friends at Pink Energy Drink to give her a lift on their private jet. Somehow -- even with a private jet at her disposal -- Lindsay was still nearly an hour late to her court date. Did we mention she managed to avoid jail time? Yeah, stars are nothing like us.