The Afternoon Shortlist for March 25

Newly single Guy Ritchie has been on a post-divorce party streak, even showing off a new black eye after a night out at the pub. We're guessing the first rule of Guy Ritchie Fight Club is "Don't talk about Madonna." (Celebitchy)

Kim Kardashian says she was insecure and constantly "trying to cover up" her famous booty when she rhumba'd on "Dancing With the Stars." Luckily, she got over it in time for a pants-free photo shoot in Complex magazine. (Complex)

Comic and Jennifer Love Hewitt enthusiast Jamie Kennedy does full-frontal nudity in his new movie. Uh, that may be more Jamie Kennedy than America is quite ready to experience. (Gen Art Film Festival)

Lauren Conrad says her clothing line's hiatus was her decision, not due to lack of sales or consumer interest. She broke up with fashion, not the other way around. Got it? (US)

Bill Nighy says he's too shy to strip down for movies, saying, "I've got a difficult body … if a future Mrs. Nighy was out there, I'd be single for the rest of my life." And so our fertile imaginations must continue to run wild. (Celebitchy)