We at Wonderwall don't know Madonna personally, but we'd wager that she's not the kind of woman who takes well to having strangers touch her stuff, you know? So imagine the Donner's reaction when she heard a disturbed fan had broken into the Wiltshire, England, home she once shared with Guy Ritchie and had tried on Ritchie's clothes. If that wasn't creepy enough, then consider this bit, via the Daily Mail: Upon entering, the intruder did, in fact, trip the security system, but he managed to avoid responding officers and remain in the home by crouching in the cupboard. An upside? All the guy stole was a single can of Red Bull.