The logical question you should be asking after reading this story is this: Just how big is Pamela Anderson's house? Anderson had noticed items disappearing from the home she shared with her two sons. As she told The Independent, "I kept noticing my bread was going missing, and then my jean jacket disappeared. But I was like, 'I'm going crazy because I have two babies; I'm forgetting everything.' But this woman had been staying in the guest room for days." The woman was eventually deported -- from the U.S., not just from Anderson's home.