In what TMZ is calling an "NKOTB turf war" (please hold while we appreciate the awesomeness of that phrase … OK, thanks), Aaron Carter was minding his own beeswax, strolling through a Boston parking lot when a big dude approached him and said, "I heard you're doing a show here tomorrow. This is the town of the New Kids." We like to imagine there was some grunting and "NKOTB represent"-type dance moves exchanged before three other guys got out of a gold Chevy Malibu (more awesomeness!) and joined in what became a full-fledged brawl.
Carter, who later shared pics of his injuries, told TMZ, "I think my knuckles might be broken, but that's what they get. People think I'm a pretty little white boy, but no way. I think I won. I'm still standing." The non-pretty little white boy opted not to file a police report against the boy-band superfan thugs because that would be "girlie."