Would-Be Bieber Castrator Gives Jailhouse Interview: 'It's Still On'
Details took a field trip to prison recently, chatting with Dana Martin, the man who plotted to kidnap Just Bieber and cut off his you-know-whats. "It's still on," said Martin, who is now in solitary confinement for, well, obvious reasons. "This isn't going away. Do you really think that I would stop?" Asked why he initiated the dastardly plans, Martin explained: "It's because he changed, that made me angry."
He was also thoughtful enough to show Details' intrepid reporter his Justin Bieber tattoo, offering, "I shaved it for you." Sweet, thanks for the inevitable nightmares, Details.