The beauty editors at xoVain, a new offshoot of xoJane, were shooting for "dewy" and natural when they set about giving Snooki, the queen of fake lashes, truckloads of lipstick and three-inch acrylic nail art a makeunder. The result, however, was decidedly more hipster -- and less fresh. Decked out in a pale yellow vintage Filipino wedding dress (Snooki's review: "ugh") and virtually no makeup color, the young Jersey matriarch chatted with xoVain about beauty, style, plastic surgery and whether her baby, Lorenzo, will be allowed to tan when he's a teenage (duh).
Asked if she'd ever go under the knife for her looks, Snooki said, "No, I'm not one to get surgery. … I'm just going to do my boobs," because apparently having a surgeon slice your chest open and play sculptor doesn't count.