"Lolita," this ain't. When 51-year-old Doug Hutchison met 16-year-old Courtney Stodden in January, he understandably assumed she was much older. When he learned she was barely old enough to drive, "It didn't make me want to walk away," the twice-divorced actor told ABC News, "but it definitely was a struggle inside my heart."
The struggle for the rest of us: the ick factor.
With her parents' consent, Hutchison married the self-proclaimed virgin in a Sin City ceremony in May, and they quickly tried to turn their cradle-robbing coupling into a photo op-filled, boob job-denying publicity bonanza in hopes of landing a reality show.
Their creepiness as newlyweds was eclipsed only by the creepiness of Courtney's skin-crawlingly alliterative Twitter, which included this holiday gem: "Tenderly trembling my tantalizing tongue up - down - & all around the sugarcoated candy-cane of Christmas! XOs."