Moneymaker: Fake Rob Pattinson aka @fakerpattz
Tweet Value: $1,000 to $5,000
Normally plugs: His RPattz charm; flirting with @FakerKStew; unclear of his precise promos, but has tens of thousands of tweens awaiting his @replies and that's money in the bank right there
Meanwhile, Real Emo Rob Pattinson avoids tweeting like a broke sucker.
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