A Little Drab Will Do Ya: In her new cookbook, Gwyneth Paltrow stresses the importance of balance. "Could I use some butter and cheese and eggs in my cooking without going down some kind of hippie shame spiral?" wonders the GOOP-y lifestyle maven. "Yes. Of course I could." With that advice in mind, we have a few more questions Gwyn may want to chew over:
"Could I use some couture that isn't the color of a big bowl of flax- and fiber-infused oatmeal? Yes. Of course I could."
"Could I use some scissors to free my neck and long-suffering cleavage from this bunchy, bulky top? Yes. Of course I could."
"Could I use some blotting papers and a matte finish foundation on my glowing and suddenly golden face, as I've apparently taken the Shine On Awards too literally? Yes. Of course I could."