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Don't Just Stand There, Let's Get to It, Hike a Hose, There's Nothing to It: As Madonna rang in her 52nd birthday this week, she happily crossed off yet another item from her bucket list. Right below "become a pop icon," "make conical brassieres sexy," "date Jesus," "conquer Malawi," "develop biceps that can crush soup cans," and "beat the wrinkly tar out of Father Time," she drew a line through "write and direct a movie about socialite Wallis Simpson while balancing on one argyle-clad leg."
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