Solid Waist: The sight of Jessica Biel sent Comic-Con attendees into a state of confusion they hadn't felt since Batman's rubber suit got nipples. Here, in the flesh (and how), was a hot girl. They should be excited, like when they ogle Wonder Woman's cleavage under the covers by flashlight.
But something was keeping them from achieving nerd-gasm.
"Could be the outfit," opined one fan boy. "I swear my little sister wore that same thing for her class picture. In kindergarten."
Countered another, "No, it's gotta be the shoes. My mom was wearing those when she dropped me off this morning. She said they're good for her bunions."
And with that, a hundred Boba Fett helmets nodded in unison, and Jessica lost the powerful geek lobby for good.