The fact that Snooki is incubating a human baby has already given us nightmares involving a deeply tanned, muscular infant doing pull-ups on her umbilical cord. That said, we can't muster too much dismay over the weensy "Jersey Shore" star's maternity wardrobe. So what if Snooki's MC Hammer-inspired parachute pants are too legit to fit? Or that her shoes mean that an innocent ungulate is now living without feet? Or that a crow has crash-landed in her coif after mistaking it for a soft pile of radioactive runoff? She's going to be a mother, people. Forget the clothes and start stocking the underground bunker.