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By Kat Giantis
Gran Theft Spot-o: "Heavens to Betsy, where did my casual separates go?" cried Mary-Kate Olsen's great-grandma. "I know they were hanging in the Chiffarobe before 'Wheel of Fortune' came on. Goodness gracious, I bet that whippersnapper Mary-Kate has been at my clothes again. If I've told her once, I've told her a thousand times: My silk, leopard-print blouse from Penney's and my woman's-size black pants with the elastic waistband are the only things I wear to the all-you-can-eat early bird buffet at Golden Corral. Thank goodness she didn't help herself to the fancy fringed pocketbook I picked up at Dollywood, which I put right over there on the credenza ... Oh, sweet merciful McGillicuddy! The little hooligan took that, too! At least she left my stash of Werther's hard candies alone."
From Crowd Ignite