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And Now for Something Compleatly Different: Jessica Alba has unwittingly discovered a phenomenon as rare as a dodo bird staring at a total solar eclipse: an outfit that would be improved by the addition of lederhosen. That little touch of Bavaria would bring some logic to her seasonally inconsistent decision to wear oversized, pleated shorts with knee-high socks, a color-coordinated cardigan and suede boots. Then again, Jessica's duds might be the surest sign yet of how committed she is to being taken seriously as a thespian, because any bombshell worth her saltwater-soaked string bikini knows that even the hottest hottie is no match against the sexiness-depleting power of wrinkly pleats.
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