Our assessment of Kate Bosworth's ensemble went something like this: What fab sunglasses! Oh, pretty necklaces. And who makes that cute sweater? ... [silence] ... [mouth opening, closing, opening again] ... [more silence] ... What's happening? What's going on here? Why is she wearing sheer, minty-green pleated drapes? And dear Lord, clunky Velcro sneakers that retail for an unconscionable $760? Those are even sillier than Kate Bosworth still being a viable paparazzi target.