Milla Jovovich: Don't I look gorgeous as a modern-day flapper in this shredded red gown?
Marc Jacobs: And don't I look gorgeous as a stripper who performs under the name Pilgrim Pete Pectoral? Did you see my Bedazzled buckles?
Milla: So, boxers and sheer lace shirtdress, huh? Interesting choice for the Met Gala. Hey, would you mind backing up a little? I don't want people to get the wrong idea.
Marc: The idea that you're friends with a brilliant designer, one who has turned the fashion world on its ear with my bold use of chest muscles and dress socks?
Milla: Just back up those nips, mister.
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