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Kitty in Pink: Hello again, Katy Perry. Let's just begin by saying that this outfit gets an "A" for effort. We're thrilled you took our advice from the previous page about not being quite so inconspicuous. You're making progress with this shoulder-padded, marshmallow Peep-pink shiny blazer ripped off one of the titular "Heathers" and paired with matching leopard-print capris from David Lee Roth's "Just a Gigolo" phase. And who knows? Maybe one day you'll overcome the bashfulness that landed you in those been-there, juiced-that ensembles accented with bananas and watermelons and branch out into something more exotic, perhaps in a bold kumquat or a succulent passion fruit.