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9½ Shrieks: For all the hard-living Mickey Rourke has done over the years, he still looks pretty good (from the neck down). So it's only natural that he'd want clothes that showcase the sturdy shape he's in (from the neck down). And in his own inimitably seedy way, he's found the duds to do it. Or, in this case, the lack of duds, because the in-need-of-a-vigorous-scrubbing thespian obviously figures shirts are for suckers. Why make the ladies wonder about his bulging biceps and swelling pecs when he can simply put them on display in a formfitting vest? And why not just call attention to his flat abs with hip-hugging, high-gloss shiny suit pants that softly swish "fuggetaboutit" when he walks? Mickey also makes sure all eyes travel to more appealing parts south with a bright blue belt, because what dame can resist a guy who's unafraid of mixing things up (from the neck down).