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The sitch: After some public VMAs canoodling, various other publicized PDA incidents and Russell's supposed vow to monogamy, they've become the most attractive couple in the UK.
Suggestion: You guys, let's be real: you're not exactly in the mindset for "settling down" right now. But something about this match is pretty cute, albeit in a famewhore-ish kind of way. May I suggest tabling the relationship for about 10 years until you've gotten all the seed-sewing out of your systems and reconnect? Set a time and place to rendezvous in 2020. It will be very "Affair to Remember," minus the whole tragic paralysis thing.