The sitch: Two sex icons; six kids; ten bajillion breakup rumors; a PDA session at the Super Bowl that totally countered all the aforementioned rumors -- right?
Suggestion: Lovey photo shoots are always a plus for defusing breakup rumors, but this was just too obvious of a ploy. Reverse psychology works on tabloids super well. I can't believe I'm suggesting this but, make like R.Pattz and K.Stew. Just pretend like you don't want to be photographed together, but, ugh, someone tipped the paparazzi accidentally found you guys kissing tenderly in an alley somewhere in the south of France. Give your best "Woe is me!" look to the camera and everyone will be certain you're, like, lovers for all eternity.