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By Michelle Lanz
Sometimes all the money and fame in the world isn't enough to guarantee a successful relationship. Sometimes celebrities just need some amateur advice from an unlicensed love doctor to get through the rough patches.
The sitch: Gasp! Newlyweds (and ultra-private power couple) Javier Bardem and Penelope Cruz are expecting what will surely be the most genetically gifted baby in the world.
Humble suggestions: Seriously, you two. Live. It. Up. That chemistry that oozed when you played dysfunctional lovers in "Vicky Cristina Barcelona" is now a reality and even better now that a mini Javi or Penelope's on the way. Your unrivaled hotness should make staying faithful a no-brainer, so we look forward to seeing you two crazy kids grow old gracefully together.