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Louis C.K. quote
"I'd like to name my kid a whole phrase, you know, something like 'Ladies and Gentlemen.' That'll be a cool name for a kid. 'This is my son, Ladies and Gentlemen.' Then when he gets out of hand I get to go 'Ladies and Gentlemen, please!'"