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Katie Holmes Held by $600 Million Wedding Contract
How do the masses cope with the strangeness of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise's romance/marriage/family life together? By creating (possibly) false realities to explain just how the hell sweet young Katie got snatched by couch-hopping Tom Cruise. Like the story that Katie is being held captive by Tom and a $600 million wedding contract. Things might not all be true, but you've got to admit there's something fishy about these two.