In July, Jenny McCarthy relocated to her native Chicago to be closer to her Bears linebacker beau, Brian Urlacher. One month later, they broke up.
"Brian and I have decided to turn our romance into an amazing friendship," she optimistically told People magazine. "I will continue to be the biggest cheerleader for him. Go, Bears!"
The split came just four months after the Playboy-posing, vaccination-spurning blonde hooked up with the burly, bald-pated NFL star.
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