When Gerard Depardieu's flight from Paris to Dublin was delayed on the runway, he asked to use the bathroom. He was denied, so he did the next best thing: He relieved himself in the aisle, a decision that got him kicked off the flight. "I have a lot of pee, I have to do pee, you know? It hurt me, you know? I'm not sick, I'm not a terrorist. I just want to pee," he explained later. "And [the flight attendant] said, 'No, go back to your place.'"