Well, OK, so maybe it doesn't exactly sound like a joking matter. But when Los Angeles radio show host Big Boy prodded Jennifer Lopez about which ex she'd rescue if both Ben Affleck and Diddy were about to drift out to sea and she could only save one, her comeback was sorta priceless.
"You're on a raft in the middle of the ocean," said Big Boy during J.Lo's appearance on Power 106 (via Us) Monday. When the singer broke in to warn him that a situation like that would "give me so much anxiety," Big Boy replied, "Oh, this about to give you more anxiety. You look in the ocean, you see two people floating. You can only pull up one, because that's how much room you have on the raft. You look in the ocean, you see Ben Affleck and you see Diddy."
The setup alone sparked J.Lo to bust out laughing: she dated Diddy from 1999 to 2001 and Affleck from 2002 to 2004.. When she recovered from the giggles, she made her choice. So who would she save?
"I'd let both those motherf---ers drown!"
After a brief pause for comic relief, Lopez added, "That's terrible, I'm just joking! Ben, Puffy, you know I love you. You know it!"