Lucite heels, pleather micro-minis and Daisy Dukes: This is the stuff that saves lives, y'all -- at least when paired with former child-bride Courtney Stodden's allegedly God-given curves. Stodden, 18, and her 52-year-old hubby, Doug Hutchison, continued their awesome turn on VH1's "Couples Therapy" this week, where Courtney defended her right to dress like a Frederick's of Hollywood catalog model during trips to the grocery store, the pumpkin patch and other places where cameras may serendipitously await her arrival.
"That's just the way that I dress," she explained. "I have a passion. I am an advocate for having the right to be who you want to be, and there are people out there who don't have a voice to dress the way they want to dress, look the way they want to look – due to the backlash and the actions of other people. I have saved many lives." Indeed. And the next time we're pulled out to sea by a riptide, you can bet your pink frosted lipstick we'll be looking to hold onto Courtney's stiletto heel as she ushers us to safety. (Celebitchy)