If there is such a thing as Purell for the eyes, you might want to keep some handy before continuing to read this item, which involves phrases like "Hulk Hogan sex tape," "Bubba the Love Sponge" and "thong tan lines." OK, you've been warned.
A grainy video featuring a large, older blond dude with a thong tan-line schtupping a brunette is now online, and word on the street is the stars of the movie are Hulk Hogan and a woman who is neither his ex nor his current wife. The lucky lady is reportedly Heather Clem, the ex-wife of Hulk's BFF, the unfortunately nicknamed, heavyset radio DJ, Bubba the Love Sponge. During the couple's … um … coupling, a cell phone rings -- and the ringtone is Hulk's daughter, Brooke's song, "About Us." The tape made headlines earlier this year. Now, thanks to a Gawker tipster, it's available online in all its Hulkamania glory. When the tape first surfaced, a lawyer for Hulk called it "an outrageous invasion of privacy and breach of trust if it is genuine." (DailyMail)