Top 12 Reasons Not to Date John Mayer, According to John Mayer
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He'd Much Prefer to Spend Quality Time With Himself Than With You
"I am the new generation of masturbator ... I mean, I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life. The phone doesn't pick up because I'm masturbating. And I have excused myself at the oddest times so as to not make mistakes."
"The best days of my life are when I've dreamed about a sexual encounter with someone I've already been with. When that happens, I cannot lay off myself."