Pity poor Lady Gaga, whose spotlight dependence grows more serious by the day. Once, she could have gotten her weekly fix with a cheeky airport strut in her underpants (we'll get to that in a second). No more. She needs larger and larger doses of attention to feel normal. And that kind of addiction leads to poor choices, like going to dinner at swanky Mr. Chow in an electrical tape bondage outfit from the Christian Grey collection. On Lady G's menu: salt and pepper nips with a side of sautéed groin.