You've Lost That Lovin' Feline: We can no longer accuse Kim Kardashian of lacking in talent. The starlet has demonstrated an impressive ability to monetize her impending nuptials to Kris Humphries, from selling her engagement photos to registering for $172,000 in gifts, including two $840 crystal ashtrays (because three would have been gauche).
It's enough to make the institution of marriage ask for a straitjacket and a nice, quiet padded room to hole up in until the E!-subsidized nuptials are over.
But then it would miss all the fun, like the low-cut, leopard-print jumpsuit with Big Ben-sized bell-bottoms that Kim wore to search for her wedding dress. The mere possibility that the blushing bride's gown could have this kind of "Real Housewives of Jersey Shore" panache has us giddy with anticipation.
Still, there are times when Kim doesn't want her clothes to garner so much attention ...