Want to find out the three wildest places that Khloe Kardashian has had sex? Ok, let's get it on.
The reality star is never really one to hold back, and on her subscription-based app she decided to air out her sex life by sharing a few of her encounters, although she never indicates who she did the hanky panky with in any of the instances.
"I'm not out there getting freaky in the craziest places, but I've had my fair share of chasing a thrill," she wrote on Jan. 25. "Just for fun, I rated the three wildest places I've gotten down and dirty, LOL!!!"
The "Kocktails With Khloe" star starts out by letting everyone know that she is an unabashed member of the "Mile High Club."
"Doing it on a private plane is great, especially when there are other passengers on board. It's part of the thrill!," she said, elaborating on the experience. "I walked into the bathroom first and then he followed so it wasn't exactly stealth, haha!!! Everyone obviously knew what was going on in and when I walked out, they asked if we had fun."
She rated it a five out of five.
A little more dangerous, she then wrote that she's also done the dirty deed in a moving car, but she walked away unimpressed with the moment, giving it a two out of five.
"Don't try this at home!," she warned. "Someone else was driving and I was in the backseat, but I'm a tall girl so it feels cramped and it hurts."
Her knees hurt from the awkward, ahem, position.
"Getting down in a moving car is a waste of time, because nothing happens for me. I just don't get to the finish line!," she said. "If you're down for a thrill, then by all means, but this one gets a low rating from me!"
It's not all about transportation. Finally, Khloe said getting down in your home can be an ecstatic experience, specifically on the kitchen counter.
"You're at home, so it's comfortable, but it's still a little different than the norm," she wrote. "A marble kitchen counter is sexy, thrilling ... and cold, LOL!" She said the experience gets five out of five stars.
All future dinner guests please make note of that last item. Don't say we didn't warn you.