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By Kat Giantis
To Thine Cone Self Be True: For a second, we thought January Jones' bedhead-meets-bedspread look was her way of poking fun at those walk-of-shame photos that surfaced a couple months ago. Then we flashed back to her "Saturday Night Live" hosting gig and remembered that she doesn't actually have a sense of humor. What the icily pretty "Mad Men" actress does have is a strong desire to put plenty of distance between her full-skirted Betty Draper character and her more adventurous real-life sense of style. Which we support. To a point. For the Emmys, January skips a few fashion light years ahead in a layered, electric-blue Versace corset gown. It's a dress that foretells a bleak future, one in which women are forced to wear dunce caps on their breasts and satiny mullets around their legs as punishment for styling couture that's made from that most endangered of species, genuine Smurf skin.