Despite the mayo- and bikini waxing-overshares to the contrary, Khloe Kardashian knows what is and is not appropriate. And the TSA's enhanced airport security pat-downs don't make the cut. "They basically are just raping you in public," Khloe kvetched to George Lopez (via E!) on Monday. "They asked the other day, 'Do you want to go for a screening or get patted down?' I don't want that X-Ray to see everything, honey." She also didn't appreciate the thoroughness of the search. "But the people are so aggressive!" grouses Mrs. Lamar Odom. "It's like, 'Chill out, you didn't find anything on me yet, calm down.' They say, 'OK, I'm going to be patting you down, and I'm going to be touching the crease of your a--.' That is so inappropriate to me. And they're so aggressive and forceful."